A Disclaimor from the Sysop of the Electronic Library

I think this is a sick article and a ppor excuse for debating abortion. You

are welcome to disagree.

LET'S LEGALIZE THE MURDER OF WIVES!

by Jim McNeish

Men, wake up! Unite! Fight for the right to have your wives legally

murdered. Organize, picket and contact your elected officials. We demand

this because:

1. EVERY WIFE SHOULD BE WANTED. It's not fair to the wife for her to be

unwanted. Nor is it fair for the man to have to bear a wife against his will.

It is far more humane to have the wife legally murdered early in the marriage

so that she won't have to bear the pain of knowing she was unwanted.

2. MEN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE. Opponents of wife murder use the

silly argument, "Oh, but the wife is a separate person." But the truth is,

many wives - particularly in the early stages of marriage - are not viable

organisms. That is, many are not capable of making it on their own. The

great number of separated and divorced young former wives who need government

assistance proves this point. To allow them to live is to impose a tremendous

burden on society. Ironically, many of the same people who scream against

murder are the very ones who are against welfare payments to these women.

3, IT'S AN ISSUE OF EQUALITY BETWEEN RICH MEN AND POOR MEN. If we keep

outlawing the murder of wives, then only rich men will be able to have their

wives murdered. The rich man can afford the illegal hit men, can pay big

money to bribe the coroner and has the resources to hunt out exotic poisons to

be slipped into his wife's tea. But the poor man will have to live with the

burden of the unwanted wife.

4. WE MUST MAKE WIFE MURDER SAFE AND LEGAL. Laws against wife murder will

never stop men from murdering their wives. Instead, it will only drive it

underground, endangering the life of the man as he seeks out criminals who

will murder his wife (but may harm him, too) in the back alleys or as he

precariously hangs on the edge of a cliff or a 20th-story window sill,

attempting to push his wife off. Let's make it lawful for the medical

profession to terminate wives in a safe, clinical setting. It can then be

done cleanly and efficiently and at little risk to the man.

5. THE WORLD FACES THE DANGER OF FEMALE OVERPOPULATION. The female birthrate

is exceeding the male birthrate. Ultimately this will translate into too many

potential wives for eligible bachelors. A world of unwanted women, starved

for affection, is a sad thing. Therefore, this is hardly the time to be

worrying over the wives who are put to death.

6. THE PRO-WIFE ADVOCATES ARE NOT OFFERING ENOUGH POSITIVE HELP TO HUSBANDS

IN NEED. These types continually harp about how "wrong" murder is, but few of

them ever lift a finger to help a husband in his time of crisis. Where are

they when the poor husband's bills come due? Where are they when it's time to

buy groceries for two? Where are they when the wife has medical expenses?

We'll start listening to them when they start caring about the wives nobody

wants - the fat wives, the ugly wives, the old wives that nobody would marry.

Until then, again, we call for the legalization of wife murder - on demand!

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(C) Copyright Jim McNeish 1988

MurdWife.Txt comes from NEWLIFE Christian BBS, 601-627-5582,

24 Hrs., 300-9600 Courier HST, Bob Nance, SYSOP. Used by permission. It

originally appeared as a tract called:

LET'S LEGALIZE THE MURDER OF WIVES

By the way, if you missed the point (some have!), this is a satire on

ABORTION!

Jim McNeish, the author, is the editor of the AMERICAN RECONSTRUCTIONIST

newsletter.

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